Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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