She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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