It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
There r osticjed everywhere
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
