Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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