dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
