Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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