the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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