Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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