Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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