ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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