The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
My dick has a subreddit
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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