Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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