Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
