He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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