just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
God I need to hump something, right now.
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