Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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