just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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