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Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.

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(440): Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing. http://tfl.nu/x35s

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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life

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(530): just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life http://tfl.nu/64wx

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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.

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(412): I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish. http://tfl.nu/e99m

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.

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(203): I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis. http://tfl.nu/m2ek

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(330): View more from Ohio

She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.

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(330): She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo. http://tfl.nu/dqo9

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(304): View more from West Virginia

they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.

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(304): they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise. http://tfl.nu/xovb

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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.

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(978): I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them. http://tfl.nu/nsss

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(630): View more from Illinois

I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?

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(630): I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So? http://tfl.nu/1vsx

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(812): View more from Indiana

the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.

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(812): the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica. http://tfl.nu/fg5p

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(516): View more from New York

Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.

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(516): Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram. http://tfl.nu/54ok

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.

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(307): I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck. http://tfl.nu/p4ld

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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .

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(931): All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt . http://tfl.nu/vyqq

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(949): View more from California

I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.

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(949): I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited. http://tfl.nu/5fzq

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Why is there puke in my guitar?

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Because you puked in your guitar.

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(203): Why is there puke in my guitar? (860): Because you puked in your guitar. http://tfl.nu/mgzl

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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?

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(212): He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn? http://tfl.nu/0euf

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