At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...