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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.

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• (909): View more from California

  Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.

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• (415): View more from California

  "Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...

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