im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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