The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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