White coat. Heels.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Randomize
