a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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