She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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