Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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