she was so not down for the gang bang
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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