We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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