All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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