Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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