So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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