She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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