so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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