But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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