i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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