so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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