I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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