like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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