is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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