she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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