So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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