Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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