Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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