Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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