Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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