The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
im on a boat
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