I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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