Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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