it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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