No awkward lesbian experiences without me
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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