if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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