but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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