My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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