I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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