Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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