you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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