he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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