Do vagina's smell?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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