one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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